The Only Squat I’m Doing is Diddly
The Only Squat I’m Doing is Diddly
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Bright, playful, and a little bit sassy — this lightweight tee carries a quirky illustration of a glamorous chicken wearing pearls and a fanny pack, paired with the cheeky phrase “The only squat I’m doing is diddly.” It feels like a wink from a friend: irreverent, confident, and ready for lazy days or low-key hangouts. The breathable Airlume combed cotton keeps you cool while the retail fit and crew neckline let you layer or accessorize easily. Wear it to brunch, Pilates-adjacent recovery, or whenever you want to bring humor into the room.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Retail fit with crew neckline for a neat, versatile silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Prints produced with high-detail DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant artwork
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
